Jurassic Marge: Me Eat Lawyer

Lionel Hutz shouted out in fear as Marge knocked the flimsy structure down around him. He shouted again as her booming voice sounded out.

               "Yummy lawyer," she said, "me eat. Me hungry."

               He knew he had to try one more thing. "Would it help if I issued a 'cease and desist' order?"

               "No," she said flatly.

               Lionel was quickly grabbed up in the massive yellow hand. The mouth opened, revealing the huge white teeth. The terrified children in the Ford Explorer were spared the horrible sight as the giantess made a meal of him.

I knew when I did the first of these that there would be at least one or two more; here is the first of the series gulliver63.deviantart.com/art/… . This came from a sort of re-discovery of that fun movie "Jurassic Park." Most of the action that we love takes place in one long scene, including watching an attorney getting gobbled down after abandoning the two children in the vehicle. Now come on - tell me that you didn't chuckle when you saw that scene. So, on this island where a giant Marge Simpson roams, a girl gets hungry. And goats in cages are only yummy for so long. And what better a meal than the famous Simpson attorney, Lionel Hutz. I had even more fun dorking around with a night thunderstorm, and tried to out-do the last one.

And, and, I have to blather about SenshiStock for the stock pose that I used. She was a lifesaver in this one, as I needed a crouching, hunting-type pose.  Thanks!! www.deviantart.com/art/Sailor-…

Smithers finally tracked down Mr. Burns. "Sir, we finally located that lawyer..."

               "Good. Bring his worthless hide in here."

               "Uh, sir - all we found were some bones and his briefcase."

               "Oh, good. At least we won't be sued."

I own neither "Jurassic Park" or "The Simpsons."